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rainnecassidy:

ouyangdan:

piratemoggy:

shakespearelove:

This.
Is exactly what I needed after a nap.

This is extremely unacceptable I need to put it on my blog.

was this entirely necessary?

I feel like it was, yes.

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

sexygeriatrics:

reneerevolution:

Anyone on my dash who says they have a cold I am telling to eat garlic.

You may think that’s absurd advice but IT WORKS.

Eat a whole clove of raw garlic. Chop it up & eat it on buttered toast. Put it in hot water. I don’t care, just eat it.

It will legit make your cold shorter. I did it last cold & flu season & man I smelled like garlic but I felt pretty great.

also garlic is a great remedy for being sad. you sad? eat garlic. you will be happy

supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

storyhoard:

i always forget that Fenris doesn’t speak ferelden/free-marcher/whatever-common-tongue-they-speak-in-the-south natively

his native language is Tevine

bro speaks south-thedas AND a bit of qunari ANd can recite facts about the history of the tevinter imperium and the qunari religion and the andrastean mythos and so much other crap and all that without being able to read

okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

Both couples are married.
B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 

okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

  1. Both couples are married.
  2. B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
  3. Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
  4. Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
  5. Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 

Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
Senior: I don't know.
Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

Hi. I'm a fanfic writer. I write fanfiction.

goddamnhella:

When I first discovered fandom and fanfiction, I thought about what I wanted to add to it. This was maybe before your fandom; probably even before the one I identify with now.

I decided that the thing I could do (the thing I might be good at) would be fanfiction. I can’t…

peetasallhehasleft:

anachronisticsiren:


Anne Hathaway as Mary Poppins (Saturday Night Live, April 10, 2008) [x]

#MIA ARE YOU MOCKING YOUR GRANDMA?????
A+ tag from camyberry

peetasallhehasleft:

anachronisticsiren:

Anne Hathaway as Mary Poppins (Saturday Night Live, April 10, 2008) [x]

A+ tag from camyberry

I have a fic rec for you!! I fell absolutely in love with it and thought you'd enjoy it too! It's called "Captain Ahhh! Merica" by Underground Valentine on AO3. It's Bucky and steve slow build up and hilarious and adorable and interesting! I hope you check it out :)
Anonymous

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

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Ohhh I have most definitely read this one! Thank you for bringing it up, anon, since it’s the perfect opportunity to provide the link here so others may read it! :D

Captain Ahhh! Merica by UndergroundValentine

Rated: Explicit

Summary: Bucky, despite standing in the back of the store staring at an entire wall of DVDs, still couldn’t quite fathom how he made it into a porn shop. Then again, there were a number of things that he couldn’t quite always imagine himself doing, and yet he happened upon such situations regardless. However, the porn shop was a new and—still undecided whether or not it was wanted—impressive feat.

Tags: AU; Bucky is a war vet and Steve is a porn star, porn au, masturbating while watching porn, Eventual Romance, PTSD, War flashbacks, limb loss flashbacks, pwp turns moderately angsty, Bondage, BDSM, use of candle wax in chapter seven, extreme graphic violence in chapter 19, Phone Sex

no i’m not crying i just have an ocean in my face okay

oh my god i’m an uncontrollable mess of smiles and happiness because fucking ohcaptainmycaptain1918 has read Captain Ahhh! Merica and basically she’s perf and my stucky senpai and I’m dying okay I’m so happy <33333

Beetlejuice (1988)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

onvavoiir:

"the winter soldier is a villain"

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that’s an odd way to spell hero in need