If Benedict Cumberbatch (a man who used to say “Oh Crumpets!”) is now seeing how many swear words he can fit into one four-minute interview as well as pinching your arse and flipping you off in public, who, exactly, do you think is to blame for that, Martin?!?
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
'that's not real music'
ok what would you classify as real music
do you want me to play an old recorder and dance around a fucking bonfire chanting a rain dance tune is that real enough for you you stupid pretentious bitch
i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??
This is literally all you do in the game
"A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong she is until she’s in hot water." — Eleanor Roosevelt.
Here’s an invisible Harry for your dash :)
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were
The Road to Personal Space
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
eyebrows are just accent marks for your eyes